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Oleg Broytmann | 1 Apr 02:42
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SQLObject 04.01.1

Hello!

I'm pleased to announce version 04.01.1, the first major release of the
Apollo branch of SQLObject!

What is SQLObject
=================

SQLObject is a future mapper. It allows a developer to eat, drink, smoke or
inhale some substances and then predict the future.

SQLObject supports a number of backends: Delphic Oracle, Pythia and Guido's
time machine. The last one has an important characteristic - not only it
allows to predict the future, it allows to build one in advance; the
substance the machine is working on is spam.

Where is SQLObject
==================

Site:
future://now

What's New
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* SQLObject was rewritten in Apollo, a new programming language that really
  kills Python.

* Use of nanotechnology, in particular GNU nano and nanosleep() system
  call. In the future we are going to switch to pico!
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Daniel Fetchinson | 6 Apr 10:04

Re: SQLObject 04.01.1

> Hello!
>
> I'm pleased to announce version 04.01.1, the first major release of the
> Apollo branch of SQLObject!
>
>
> What is SQLObject
> =================
>
> SQLObject is a future mapper. It allows a developer to eat, drink, smoke or
> inhale some substances and then predict the future.
>
> SQLObject supports a number of backends: Delphic Oracle, Pythia and Guido's
> time machine. The last one has an important characteristic - not only it
> allows to predict the future, it allows to build one in advance; the
> substance the machine is working on is spam.
>
> Where is SQLObject
> ==================
>
> Site:
> future://now
>
> What's New
> ==========
>
> * SQLObject was rewritten in Apollo, a new programming language that really
>   kills Python.
>
> * Use of nanotechnology, in particular GNU nano and nanosleep() system
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Oleg Broytmann | 6 Apr 17:46
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Re: SQLObject 04.01.1

On Sun, Apr 06, 2008 at 01:04:55AM -0700, Daniel Fetchinson wrote:
> So, Oleg, tell us, how much did you smoke?

   Not much, unfortunately. The joke was not very funny, I am afraid.
Sorry. :(

Oleg.
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Markus Gritsch | 6 Apr 18:38
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Re: SQLObject 04.01.1

On Sun, Apr 6, 2008 at 5:46 PM, Oleg Broytmann <phd <at> phd.pp.ru> wrote:
> On Sun, Apr 06, 2008 at 01:04:55AM -0700, Daniel Fetchinson wrote:
>  > So, Oleg, tell us, how much did you smoke?
>
>    Not much, unfortunately. The joke was not very funny, I am afraid.
>  Sorry. :(

IMO it was not bad :)

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Oleg Broytmann | 6 Apr 18:43
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On Sun, Apr 06, 2008 at 06:38:40PM +0200, Markus Gritsch wrote:
> IMO it was not bad :)

   Thank you!

Oleg.
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